Because I have no life.

JE MEME.

Appearance:
Best Ass
1. Ohno
2. Ohno
3. Ohno (WHAT?)

Looks Good Without a Shirt/Best Abs
1. Ohno
2. Sho
3. Yamapi or Aiba ( ICANTDECIDE. Ok, Aiba dun really have ABS but he is damn freaking sexy without a shirt )

Looks Good as a Girl
1. YASU WINS HANDS DOWN.
2. Nino
3. Yamapi


Best Fashion Sense
1. Yamapi
2. Aiba
3. Ryo

Best Smile
1. OHKURA
2. Ohno
3. HaseJun

Hottest Overall
1. AIBA IS HOT
2. SHO IS HOT TOO
3. OHKURA IS HOT TOO TOO

Personality (or what we know of it)
Most Likely to "Come Out" (LOLOL)
1. Matsujun
2. MATSUMOTO JUN
3. Jun-chan


Most Likely to have a Scandal
1. Jin
2. Koki
3. CHINEN! XD
You cant blame me. KAT-TUN simply have the 'I'm-so-gonna-have-a-scandal' aura.

Most Likely to Get Married (to a Girl)
1. Nagano
2. Sakamoto
3. Sho (or he will be marrying Aiba)

Most Likely to Leave JE
1. Shoon
2. Jin (and marry an ang moh)
3. Like ALL the jrs? Its just a matter of time. Look at pple like Miyagi, Jimmy. Leaving is probably better than staying.

Talent
Best Singer
1. Ohno wins hands down.
2. Subaru (oh i loveeeee his singing voice.)
3. NAKAI (ok, kidding) Tegoshi k?

Best (Two-Person) Harmony
1. TomaPi (sue me for bias-ness. i dun care)
2. Kinki Kids
3. No more cos i dun listen to T&T.

Two People Who Should Harmonize Together
1. Hmmm... Nakai and.. CHINEN! Ok, im weird.
2. Ohno and Subaru. KYA~~~
3. NINO-CHAN AND MIYAKE-CHAN!!! YESSSS!!! I WANT THIS BADLY!

Best Dancer
1 Ohno (THE END)
2 MA
3 Shoon

Best Actor
1. Kazapon (watch @deep and you will know why)
2. Nino (thats y he was in HOLLYWOOD)
3. Toma / Takuya (IDK)

Best Fanservice
1. OHMIYA (thts serious fanservice i tell YOU)
2. TomaPi (THEY NEED MORE. MORE I TELL YOU)
3. K8 or Arashi (cos they are full of orgy)

Family Values - Who would you want most as your...
Big Brother [Real age is irrelevant]
1. Aiba (HE WILL BRING ME TO THE ZOO!)
2. Kazapon
3. Innochi (life will be so damn fun)

Little Brother
1. HaseJun
2. Nino (i love bullying brats)
3. YASU (more of little SISTER?)

Best Friend
1. Matsujun (and i get LOTS of pasta)
2. Maru (yuki kon kon~)
3. Aiba again HAHAHAHA

Boyfriend
1. SHO
2. SHO (=D)
3. Ohno

Pet (with or without the "benefits" like in the drama)
1. MOMO
2. LOL
3. momo~~~~

For Shits and Giggles
If you ran into this person on the street, you'd flail and maybe faint
1. YAMAPI
2. TOMA
3. IDK! EVERYONE ELSE????

If you ran into this person on the street, you'd roll your eyes and keep walking
1. SHIGE
2. TEGOSHI
3. KOKI

Best JE Drama Kiss
1. Hanadan~
2. if non-JE, NODAME~
3. ICANTTHINK! DOES TOMA AND OGURI SHUN KISSING IN HANAKIMI COUNTS?

Worst JE Drama Kiss
1. I used to remember a lot.
2. But I dont remember a single one now.
3. Or maybe im jus... you know... trying to forget those kisses. WAHAHAHA

Most Likely to YouTube/Google Himself
1. NINO
2. Aiba
3. YOKO!

Biggest Ego
1. Shige
2. Koki
3. Tegoshi

Most Likely to Go Commando
1. Tokio LAH
2. SMAP
3. V6
YOU KNOW THE SEMPAIs ARE NOT NORMAL.


Most Maternal/Nurturing
1. Nagano
2. IDK
3. Joushima?

Most Likely to Go Psycho
1. RYO
2. AND HE WILL SET THE WHOLE JE ON FIRE
3. SO FUN

Okay, who's really doing it
1. Arashi and K8. I swear.

Hottest Performance of 2008
1. Yamapi's Gomen ne Juliet
2. Naruse Ryo (THE SHOWER SCENE)
3. Aiba dancing Truth without buttoning the first few buttons of his shirt.
HENTAI ALERT!

Best PV of 2008
1. Arashi - Truth
2. K8 - WAHAHA!
3. K8 - Musekinin Hero

Hottest PV of ALL TIME
1. TRUTH
2. TRUTH
3. TRUTH!

Only one answer: one whole night of no-holds-barred, no-strings-attached, anything goes and nobody will ever find out...
1. IDK